Are you single? Do you want to win free college tuition for your yet-to-be-conceived child with your yet-to-be-met baby daddy? Well then let me introduce you to Grouspawn. Yes, you read that right. And yes, it’s a play on Groupon.

Here’s generally how it works:

1. Use a Groupon on your first date with your future baby daddy

2. Have sex

3. Get pregnant with a Groupon baby

4. Have the baby

5. Get money for college for said  baby

Barf. Since I spent all of my kid’s college tuition trying to make the kid, maybe my husband and I should split up, go on a Groupon “first” date, do an IVF cycle, and see what happens. 🙂

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After nearly 3 years of TTC and the help of ART, we got pregnant on our 5th IVF/FET transfer after IVF #2. Our beautiful fraternal twin boys were born on 7/15/11 at 37w0d.

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