Are you single? Do you want to win free college tuition for your yet-to-be-conceived child with your yet-to-be-met baby daddy? Well then let me introduce you to Grouspawn. Yes, you read that right. And yes, it’s a play on Groupon.
Here’s generally how it works:
1. Use a Groupon on your first date with your future baby daddy
2. Have sex
3. Get pregnant with a Groupon baby
4. Have the baby
5. Get money for college for said baby
Barf. Since I spent all of my kid’s college tuition trying to make the kid, maybe my husband and I should split up, go on a Groupon “first” date, do an IVF cycle, and see what happens. 🙂