Wanna hear a joke? Leave it to a pregnant infertile to blow her nose and see a tinge of red on the tissue and instantly panic. And then she remembers it came from her nose, not her vagina. And calmness resumes.
13w6d today. I have a date with two heartbeats tomorrow afternoon. I think I’ll get a peek then as well. 🙂
Still chickening out about telling work. Now it’s a sort of game. Like how long can I go? I know my belly has really popped but unless you’re a woman with pregnancy constantly on her mind, I don’t think you’d guess I’m pregnant yet. And I work with mostly dudes who most definitely do not have baby on the mind. Besides, the ol’ belly gets much larger at the end of the day and by then I’m at home. For now I’m enjoying my little secret. In meetings I sit all wrapped up in my pashmina, secretly rubbing the hell out of my belly. I can’t wait til the kicks start coming. It will definitely make meetings more fun. 🙂
[ TMI ALERT!!! Very embarrassing. ] (red and bold brought to you by Kristi 🙂 )
P.S. Anyone have problems with poops? I am regular but I think my problem is that my poops are too big and they hurt coming out! Sometimes I bleed a little tiny bit after. Ouchie! Any tips? I’m drinking a crapload of water and eating a very balanced diet, even sneaking fibrous leafy greens into my smoothies. I’m also drinking prune juice every night and eating lots of dried apricots. But still …ouchie! I will also ask the doctor tomorrow, but any advice you have is greatly appreciated.