Remarkable Vagina

Impressive.

From New York Magazine on 3/18:

Woman’s Remarkable Vagina Hid 54 Bags of Heroin 

A Scranton, Pennsylvania, woman was discovered with dozens of bags of heroin hidden in her vagina — and cash! — after a car crash Sunday. The woman was suspected in a burglary of the local Dunmore Inn, and was taken into custody after crashing her car.

Twenty-seven-year-old Karin Mackaliunas began feeling the sting of all those tiny bags, and “After a struggle with Officer Baumann during a more thorough search at headquarters,” read the police report, “Ms. Mackaliunas asked to speak with Sergeant Michael Mayer and told him she had hidden more heroin in her vagina.” Mackaliunas was searched and police discovered a stunning 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, and eight prescription pills in her vagina — along with $51.22 in cash and change. Mackaliunas was charged with possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance, possession of drug paraphernalia, and two counts of possession of a controlled substance.

3 responses to “Remarkable Vagina

  1. Wow! How did she keep it all in there? It’s not like there’s a button at the bottom, and that’s a lot of stuff to cram up there! What gets me most is the CHANGE, jingle jingle walking should have given that away! Haha.

  2. sienna

    this is sooo nasty. i can only imagine that this chic is a skank a$$ ho, that her vajayjay is soo big that it can fit all this stuff!

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