I bet you thought VV stands for Venting Vagina. Well, I suppose it does, but it also stands for vaginal varicosities. Oh yes, my friends, I am one of the lucky ladies who gets blueberries in her labia! So far I only have one, but it is weird! It’s not causing any real discomfort so the doc says it’s fine. And from my Dr. Googling, it looks like it could be way worse. At least I only have a blueberry and not what some affectionately refer to as “cheeseburger crotch.”
I was planning to wait as long as possible and then get a Brazilian bikini wax as delivery gets closer, but now I’m afraid! What if the wax gets on it and [TMI alert!] pops my blueberry? So gross! But ladies, my bits are disgustingly hairy. This au naturel thing is not for me. I like things neat and tidy.
Still no complaints. I’ll gladly deal with hairy lady bits, blueberries and GD any day for two healthy babies.