This is an older story, but worth sharing. Haha!
Woman Shoots Cops—With Breast Milk
FIRED AT POLICE FROM HER CAR WHILE DRUNK
(NEWSER) – An Ohio woman warned police that she was a breastfeeding mom—and then she opened fire with her right breast, NBC4i reports. Drunk at a wedding reception, Stephanie Robinette got into an argument with her husband, who told police that she repeatedly hit him. She locked herself in her car before someone contacted police. When they arrived, she shouted profanities and wouldn’t exit the vehicle.
She “proceeded to remove her right breast from her dress and began spraying deputies and the vehicle with her breast milk,” the sheriff said. “This is a prime example of how alcohol can make individuals do things they would not normally do.” Her charges include domestic violence and disorderly conduct, the New York Daily News reports.